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Monday, February 23, 2015
Prehistoric Warfare Episode 4: Apatosaurus vs Saurophaganax
Now for something different. In 2004, Animal Planet showed as new series called Animal Face Off, a series reconstructing conflicts between coexisting animals. While the execution was clumsy and lacking, the concept is strong and I think easily applied to prehistoric fauna. Ideally, there would be professionals discussing the situations, but unfortunately, you have only me. First I will compare the animals, and then depict their behavior, before concluding with the final battle. The outcome will be my personal opinion; and there would be many times when the outcome would be decidedly different. This is not a scientific consensus, but one researcher’s opinion.
We all love dinosaur battles. They’re always a high point in a film. It’s childish, but it’s just plain fun. So, I’m hoping to use this opportunity to use this almost-universal appeal to get people thinking and talking about ecology, biomechanics, and behavior. Only one or two of these stories will be based on actual fossils-the rest are likely possibilities that must have happened sometime or another. In real life, animals usually don’t fight on even terms, but it does happen. Sometimes prey turn the tables, sometimes predators quarrel between themselves, but it can happen. I hope you enjoy this. Again, first I will have two scenes, one for each animal showing them in their habitat and showcasing their particular skills, then finally concluding with a battle between the two.
I MUST WARN THAT THIS WILL BE VIOLENT. IF YOU HAVE A PARTICULARLY VIVID IMAGINATION, OR HAVE AN AVERSION TO GRAPHIC NATURALISTIC VIOLENCE, I STRONGLY SUGGEST NOT CLICKING ON THE CUT
Friday, November 14, 2014
Prehistoric Warfare Episode 3: Allosaurus vs Stegosaurus
Now for something different. In 2004, Animal Planet showed as new series
called Animal Face Off, a series reconstructing conflicts between coexisting
animals. While the execution was clumsy and lacking, the concept is strong and
I think easily applied to prehistoric fauna. Ideally, there would be
professionals discussing the situations, but unfortunately, you have only me.
First I will compare the animals, and then depict their behavior, before
concluding with the final battle. The outcome will be my personal
opinion; and there would be many times when the outcome would be decidedly
different. This is not a scientific consensus, but one researcher’s opinion.
We all love dinosaur battles. They’re always a high point in a film. It’s childish, but it’s just plain fun. So, I’m hoping to use this opportunity to use this almost-universal appeal to get people thinking and talking about ecology, biomechanics, and behavior. Only one or two of these stories will be based on actual fossils-the rest are likely possibilities that must have happened sometime or another. In real life, animals usually don’t fight on even terms, but it does happen. Sometimes prey turn the tables, sometimes predators quarrel between themselves, but it can happen. I hope you enjoy this. Again, first I will have two scenes, one for each animal showing them in their habitat and showcasing their particular skills, then finally concluding with a battle between the two.
I MUST WARN THAT THIS WILL BE VIOLENT. IF YOU HAVE A PARTICULARLY VIVID IMAGINATION, OR HAVE AN AVERSION TO GRAPHIC NATURALISTIC VIOLENCE, I STRONGLY SUGGEST NOT CLICKING ON THE CUT
We all love dinosaur battles. They’re always a high point in a film. It’s childish, but it’s just plain fun. So, I’m hoping to use this opportunity to use this almost-universal appeal to get people thinking and talking about ecology, biomechanics, and behavior. Only one or two of these stories will be based on actual fossils-the rest are likely possibilities that must have happened sometime or another. In real life, animals usually don’t fight on even terms, but it does happen. Sometimes prey turn the tables, sometimes predators quarrel between themselves, but it can happen. I hope you enjoy this. Again, first I will have two scenes, one for each animal showing them in their habitat and showcasing their particular skills, then finally concluding with a battle between the two.
I MUST WARN THAT THIS WILL BE VIOLENT. IF YOU HAVE A PARTICULARLY VIVID IMAGINATION, OR HAVE AN AVERSION TO GRAPHIC NATURALISTIC VIOLENCE, I STRONGLY SUGGEST NOT CLICKING ON THE CUT
Saturday, August 9, 2014
Prehistoric Warfare Episode 2: Dilophosaurus vs Sarahsaurus
Now for something different. In 2004, Animal Planet showed as new series called Animal Face Off, a series reconstructing conflicts between coexisting animals. While the execution was clumsy and lacking, the concept is strong and I think easily applied to prehistoric fauna. Ideally, there would be professionals discussing the situations, but unfortunately, you have only me. First I will compare the animals, and then depict their behavior, before concluding with the final battle. The outcome will be my personal opinion; and there would be many times when the outcome would be decidedly different. This is not a scientific consensus, but one researcher’s opinion.
We all love dinosaur battles. They’re always a high point in a film. It’s childish, but it’s just plain fun. So, I’m hoping to use this opportunity to use this almost-universal appeal to get people thinking and talking about ecology, biomechanics, and behavior. Only one or two of these stories will be based on actual fossils-the rest are likely possibilities that must have happened sometime or another. In real life, animals usually don’t fight on even terms, but it does happen. Sometimes prey turn the tables, sometimes predators quarrel between themselves, but it can happen. I hope you enjoy this. Again, first I will have two scenes, one for each animal showing them in their habitat and showcasing their particular skills, then finally concluding with a battle between the two.
I MUST WARN THAT THIS WILL BE VIOLENT. IF YOU HAVE A PARTICULARLY VIVID IMAGINATION, OR HAVE AN AVERSION TO GRAPHIC NATURALISTIC VIOLENCE, I STRONGLY SUGGEST NOT CLICKING ON THE CUT
Saturday, June 21, 2014
Prehistoric Warfare: a new fictional series. Episode 1: Liliensternus vs Teratosaurus
Now for something different. In 2004, Animal Planet showed
as new series called Animal Face Off, a series reconstructing conflicts between
coexisting animals. While the execution was clumsy and lacking, the concept is
strong and I think easily applied to prehistoric fauna. Ideally, there would be professionals
discussing the situations, but unfortunately, you have only me. First I will
compare the animals, and then depict their behavior, before concluding with the
final battle. The outcome will be my
personal opinion; and there would be many times when the outcome would be
decidedly different. This is not a scientific consensus, but one researcher’s
opinion.
We all love dinosaur battles. They’re always a high point in
a film. It’s childish, but it’s just plain fun. So, I’m hoping to use this
opportunity to use this almost-universal appeal to get people thinking and
talking about ecology, biomechanics, and behavior. Only one or two of these
stories will be based on actual fossils-the rest are likely possibilities that
must have happened sometime or another. In real life, animals usually don’t
fight on even terms, but it does happen. Sometimes prey turn the tables,
sometimes predators quarrel between themselves, but it can happen. I hope you
enjoy this. Again, first I will have two scenes, one for each animal showing
them in their habitat and showcasing their particular skills, then finally
concluding with a battle between the two.
I MUST WARN THAT THIS WILL BE VIOLENT. IF YOU HAVE A PARTICULARLY VIVID IMAGINATION, OR HAVE AN AVERSION TO GRAPHIC NATURALISTIC VIOLENCE, I STRONGLY SUGGEST NOT CLICKING ON THE CUT
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